What Kind Of Jedi Knight Are You?

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Not only do the Jedi get all kinds of different lightsaber colors, they also get all kinds of different jobs within the organization. Apparently, none of them have ever become hair stylists considering the weird sci-fi rattails that the padawans have, but that’s neither here nor there. It’s unclear if these are completely (or at all) still canon, but the Jedi subgroups are as follows: artisan, investigator, recruiter, shadow, Gray Jedi, and watchman (working Rorschach mask not included).

For this quiz, we’ll be figuring out where in the system you would belong in the Jedi Order. Of course, if you don’t like where you end up, you could just take the quiz again or wait for yet another revolt which will destroy the Jedi and force the survivors to start over fresh. Sure, it’s a little dark, but take a look around. If there’s a Skywalker hanging around, you’ve got a good chance of fire and brimstone happening sooner rather than later. They’re good for a shakeup, though, you know, that whole lack of job security and safety thing could really turn some people off. But that’s a problem for later. Right now, let’s find out what kind of Jedi Knight you would be.

Question 1

What’s your favorite color?

Color matters a lot in Star Wars, specifically with the Jedi. They don’t show much outward emotion, but glam is certainly important. The color of one’s lightsaber is often reflective of both their personality and the class they end up in. Unlike the Sith, where your choices are red and…also red, with the Jedi you have many colors to choose from.

Question 2

What was your favorite subject in school?

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Unfortunately, recess doesn’t count as a subject. Like school, the Jedi Order has different classes and determining what subject you excel in gives you an idea of where your specialties may lie and where you might end up career-wise.

Question 3

Do you have good hand-eye coordination?

No, you probably won’t be using a blaster in Jedi training. They’re uncivilized weapons, after all. But lightsaber dueling and jumping to the high ground requires some level of hand-eye coordination. Then again, you could probably just use the force to help you out in that department anyway. It’s essentially a limitless well of plot device magic, isn’t it?

Question 4

Do you have problems with authority?

Ironically, most people with the biggest authority problems end up becoming members of authority themselves. It’s like that line from SLC Punk: “I didn’t sell out, I bought in.” Not every Jedi toes the company line; sometimes it’s met with a shrug, other times there’s a galaxy spanning civil war. There is literally never a middle ground on that.

Question 5

Are you disciplined?

Are you a nudge? If so, then you’re not disciplined. We mean someone who could be a razor. Someone calm and reserved—not prone to anxiety or being impulsive. Essentially, someone who isn’t the Flash, Dick Grayson or Spider-Man. Not that there’s anything wrong with being impulsive—trust us, we’ll get to it soon.

Question 6

Are you impulsive?

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Sometimes being impulsive works. Makes it hard for other people to predict you if even you don’t know what you’re going to do next. However, it could just as easily get you in a bigger problem than you started out with. Being impulsive isn’t about doing that part-time. If you’re impulsive, it has to be full-on.

Question 7

Who is your favorite superhero?

Star Wars does not predate superheroes, but the Jedi sure do have superpowers. You can even line up what superhero might end up which Jedi class, though, admittedly, how many of these heroes really work well in groups anyway? Jedi also don’t usually wear masks and dress in head-to-toe leather either, but nobody’s perfect.

Question 8

What's your favorite genre?

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If you’re a Star Wars fan, you’re probably already into sci-fi and fantasy. That’s why we didn’t list them as possible answers. There are many Jedi with many personalities. There are many entertainment genres that reflect our personalities as well. This is just a common-sense question to accurately gage your personality.

Question 9

What's your favorite movie?

Like the last question, we’re taking a look at your personality. Going into more detail from the previous entry, how we respond to certain movies reflect our personal philosophies; sometimes we want the bad guys to win; sometimes we want a good laugh. It’s like watching a Transformers movie. The bad guys win because now they have our ticket money and we laugh because if we don’t we’ll cry.

Question 10

Are you temperamental?

That’s right, flying off the handle isn’t just for Sith Lords anymore. If you heard differently, it’s just Jedi propaganda. Despite many Jedi being as placid and dry as one of Star Trek’s Vulcans, there are Jedi who not only have emotion, but utilize some of the negative ones in their daily lives (scandalous).

Question 11

Who is your favorite Jedi?

Thanks to the Expanded Universe that JJ Abrams erased from continuity, and the new Expanded Universe created in his image, there are thousands of Star Wars stories featuring thousands of Jedi Knights. We can’t list them all, so we’re going to cherry-pick some popular ones, representative of their roles in the Order.

Question 12

How would you deal with a criminal who has information you need?

Most people say they join the Jedi order because they have a sense of justice. In reality, let’s be honest, they probably joined for the same reason we would: lightsabers and telekinesis. At some point, yeah, most Jedi are going to come across some skel who has information we need. How you get it is up to you.

Question 13

What’s your favorite Force power?

If you’re only familiar with the films, you might be surprised to know how many other powers the Force offers. Jedi can even use that lightning trick the Emperor uses, but it’s considered poor sportsmanship for some reason. We’ve added some cool, lesser known force powers and some of the classics to choose from as well.

Question 14

What's your favorite dessert?

What, you don’t think you deserve a treat once in a while? Of course you do. Like anything else, this comes down to a matter of taste so there are no wrong answers here…unless you pick oatmeal raisin cookies. Are you elderly? Would you like some prune juice to wash that down with?

Question 15

Was Mace Windu justified in attempting to kill Palpatine rather than arrest him?

This was a controversial scene in the controversial prequel movies. In Episode III, when the idiot Jedi realized that the creepy guy who was constantly gaining political power over the last fifteen years was a bad guy, Mace Windu and some extras attempted to stop him. Things went sideways and even though the soon-to-be Emperor was defeated, Windu decided killing him was the better move. Do you agree?

Question 16

Which is your favorite Star Wars alien?

You can’t fire a blaster without hitting a lovable alien species in Star Wars. They either always have a cool design or a cool gimmick. Usually the names are kinda stupid. Not the species names, but actual character names. There are people named Sleazebaganno, Droopy McCool and URoRRuR'R'R. God, being a fan is a cross to bear sometimes.

Question 17

You urgently need access to a locked room. What do you do?

Maybe the building is burning down, maybe you really need to pee. Either way, most Jedis find themselves in situations where time is of the essence and you have to get by whatever is in your way. The lesson here is about adapting your talents to help you in dire situations. However, if it’s because you need to use the bathroom, it could be a lesson about going to Taco Bell.

Question 18

What type of lightsaber would you prefer?

Like the bevy of colors to choose from, there are many types of lightsaber designs to choose from. From the standard to the curved hilt that Count Dooku (another awful name) used, the saberstaff Darth Maul used or the crossguard Kylo Ren used. Feeling like a kid in a candy store is normal, FYI.

Question 19

Which Star Wars movie is your favorite?

With eight films and counting already out there, you have plenty of films to choose from. They all have their own look and feel (though The Force Awakens does lean heavily upon A New Hope), and cases can be made for almost any film in the franchise to be your favorite. Seriously. Even if you like the Phantom Menace. Don’t worry, we won’t judge.

Question 20

Would other Jedi be surprised if you fell to the dark side?

We’re not saying that you’re independent like Qui-Gon Jinn or as aggressive as Mace Windu. We mean if you have a real mean streak in you. Look, we’re not saying that you’re likely to kill younglings and sand people, but does your blood run a little hotter than most people’s?

Question 21

Which planet would you live on?

There are even more planets in Star Wars than there are lightsaber types. Well, there are a few less planets than you’d think considering the proliferation of Death Stars and Starkillers and superweapons like that, but you get our meaning. Which planet would you most like to live on? And, no, Alderaan doesn’t count (anymore).

Question 22

Or you passionate or peaceful?

The Jedi are like monks—they reject most emotions, because it could lead them to dark emotions which would leave them susceptible to the dark side. They’re essentially spiritual germaphobes. However, there are other Jedi who can access their emotions without it becoming a problem, and others who can even use a little bit of the Dark Side without succumbing to it.

Question 23

What job would you have if you weren't a Jedi?

It’s a big galaxy out there, but even then, there really don’t seem to be many job opportunities out there, which really stinks. You could see why so many people joined the Empire—they just want to feed their families. Granted, they don’t seem to have great job security, so what else is there to do?

Question 24

Why do you want to use the Force?

Learning how to use the Force and become a Jedi is a lifelong pursuit. Not to mention, surprisingly bureaucratic and political. You’d have to be particularly dedicated to the cause to put up with all of it. But why are you doing this? What’s your motivation? It can’t just be the comfortable robes.

Question 25

How do you feel about violence?

Despite preferring peace, the Jedi often conduct war. Each Jedi feels a different way about war. This adds complexity to their ranks, but also acknowledges how complex violence is. It can be a utility or a means of abuse, among many others. As a Jedi, how do you feel about it?

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