Go On An Adventure To Find Out If You're Brian Or Stewie

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Brian and Stewie are easily the two most popular characters on Family Guy. They’re also the two main differences between Family Guy and The Simpsons. How is Stewie different from Maggie? He can talk. How is Brian different from Santa’s Little Helper? He can talk. And the two of them took that and used it to form one of the most endearing and unbreakable bonds between characters in all of television history. This is most prominently displayed in their “Road to...” episodes, inspired by the Bob Hope and Bing Crosby movies that took audiences across the world and back in search of wacky antics and cross-cultural mix-ups. In those special episodes, we see Brian and Stewie go on epic adventures and quests across the country (and sometimes the world), get each other out of sticky situations, and always gain something from the experience. Some would argue that the “Road to...” episodes are the best of Family Guy, which is likely because it’s the time that we get to see just Brian and Stewie together, butting heads and strengthening their friendship. Frankly, if Family Guy was just Brian and Stewie, it’d still have just as many viewers – maybe even more. But are you a Brian or a Stewie? Take this quiz to find out!

Question 1

You’re presented with an adventure: what do you do?

The opportunity for a wild adventure arrives almost every day. The problem is that most people chicken out and use rational reasoning and logic to talk themselves out of the adventure. If you really want to carpe diem, then you’d take those opportunities. So, what would you do when presented with a possible adventure?

Question 2

You can choose any destination in the world: where do you go?

A huge part of going on adventures – quite possibly the biggest part – is the actual destination. Where will your adventure take place? It’s an important decision. Sometimes circumstances determine the location of your adventure, but sometimes you get to choose it yourself. So, if you could pick anywhere in the whole world, which of these places would you most like to visit?

Question 3

Hitch a ride or drive yourself?

Some people are afraid to hitchhike for the same reason that some drivers are afraid to pick up hitchhikers. It’s a situation involving strangers. It’s terrifying. Who the hell is this person? They could be an axe murderer waiting to carve you up. So, would you hitch a ride or drive yourself?

Question 4

Does alcohol make traveling more fun?

Some people like a drink. And some people love a drink. And some people can’t live without a drink. Those people are alcoholics, and they range from functioning to on their way to the grave. But these people chemically depend on alcohol to make everything better. Are you one of them?

Question 5

Your car breaks down by a farmhouse: what do you do?

Let's say you're driving somewhere on an adventure to see a loved one or reclaim an old love or chase down some lost property, and you're driving across the country as a part of that adventure. But as you're driving through the country, miles from a gas station or a mechanic's workshop, your car breaks down near a farmhouse. The people there could be dangerous, but you might not know how to fix a car. What do you do?

Question 6

You have the multiverse device: which one do you go to?

The Family Guy episode "Road to the Multiverse" gave us various different scenarios for alternate universes, well before Rick and Morty did the exact same thing but with greater success. Now, of the many different multiverses we were shown in the episode, you can pick to go anywhere. Which one will you go to?

Question 7

You get robbed: what do you do?

This is one of the most common travel scenarios as outlined by travel insurance companies. You're out on your travels with all your stuff and you get robbed by some locals. It happens all the time, even the most fun and wild adventures, because crime is everywhere. But what would you do if it happened to you?

Question 8

You lose your plane tickets: what do you do?

Okay, you've made it to the airport in time for your flight and it's getting time to board the plane, so you go into your bag to get your tickets and find that, lo and behold, you've lost them. Maybe they fell out of your bag or you forgot to bring them altogether, but there's no use dwelling on that, because they're gone. What do you do now?

Question 9

Who would you go on an adventure to find?

Every adventure has to have a destination, otherwise it's just aimless traveling. But sometimes it doesn't have a destination, and when it doesn't have a destination, it's pointing toward some kind of goal that could be anywhere. It's often a person. An adventure could be chasing love or trying to reconnect with an estranged family member. Who do you consider to be worth an adventure to find?

Question 10

You can travel back in time: where would you go?

Time travel is a huge deal. It's been scientifically proven to be impossible. It'll never work perfectly, anyway. But if it did - if scientists figured out a way to make time travel unequivocally possible, like Doc Brown's DeLorean, and you could travel to any time period you wanted - which time period would you go to? Would you go back and prevent 9/11? Where would you go?

Question 11

You get sent to jail on your travels: what do you do?

All kinds of crazy things can happen when you're on an adventure, but they're not all great. They're not all partying in nightclubs and getting pizza in Chicago. Sometimes bad things will happened. You'll get robbed or beaten up or run into trouble with Johnny Law. So, if you did find yourself in jail on one of your adventures, what would you do?

Question 12

There's a hitchhiker at the side of the road: do you pick them up?

Hitchhikers can be dangerous, so you have to be careful. If you're driving along on a long distance trip, it can be nice to pick up a traveling companion to talk to, but otherwise it can be a real problem. For example, they could be a murderer. That's just one example of how things could go terribly wrong when you pick up a hitchhiker. On your adventure, would you pick one up?

Question 13

You're out of gas in the middle of nowhere: what do you do?

Let’s say you’re on a long cross country road trip, going down dusty highways, listening to the radio, chomping on beef jerky, really pushing the speed limit for the adrenaline rush, and then all of a sudden, you find yourself out of gas in the middle of nowhere. What do you do?

Question 14

The airline loses your luggage: what do you do?

Airlines lose your luggage all the time, and it’s a huge pain in the ass. And they don’t care in the slightest, because what are you going to do? Find a new way to travel from country to country? No, you’re not, so you have to put up with it. What would you do if the airline lost your luggage?

Question 15

You want to rent a vehicle but don't have enough money: what do you do?

Often on your travels, you will find that you want to rent a vehicle to get somewhere that you hadn't planned on. This is the spontaneous nature of adventures. You never know what's going to happen, so you always have to be on your toes. But if you found yourself in need of a rental vehicle without the necessary funds, what would you do?

Question 16

You lose your passport: what do you do?

You would be very much screwed if you were going on a trip somewhere and found that you'd lost your passport. There's pretty much no way out of that one, except maybe to produce a counterfeit one, but it would have to be really, really authentic, otherwise you'd face federal charges. Of course, you could just call off the trip and apply for another one like a boring person. What would you do?

Question 17

You’re playing Santa: what do you do?

It’s Christmas Eve and you’ve taken over from an overworked Santa Claus for the night. You’ve got a lot of presents to deliver and not a lot of time to deliver them. You get to your first house and take the presents for the kids who live there. What do you do next?

Question 18

You’re in a Nazi bunker: what’s your disguise?

Let’s say that, through various unusual circumstances, you found yourself heading back in time to the outbreak of World War II in Poland. And then your time machine doesn’t have enough juice to get back, so you have to go to Germany, into the belly of the beast, to get some uranium from a Nazi bunker. What disguise do you choose?

Question 19

You’re in a war and don’t want to be: how do you get discharged?

Picture this unlikely but worrisome scenario: you get recruited into the US Army, totally by mistake, and then you’re sent off to fight in a war you don’t agree with where you’ll probably die. Your only option is to get yourself discharged. How are you going to go about it?

Question 20

You're stuck at war: do you support the troops?

People’s views on war are a mixed bag. It’s called democracy. Some believe that the various wars going on the Middle East should be settled and that US troops should be pulled out of there. Others are ‘patriotic’ and want to leave them there. So, do you support the troops?

Question 21

Do you smoke weed on your travels?

It's a hot button issue. Should marijuana be legalized in the United States? Different people have different views on the matter. For some, it makes an adventure a lot more fun, while for others, the thrill of the adventure is enough. In movies like Without a Paddle, the adventurers don't have any choose because a weed farm burns up around them. So, do you smoke weed on your travels?

Question 22

Your religious beliefs are exposed in Texas: do you feel safe?

Everyone’s religious beliefs are different. Some are dedicated to a specific religion and practise that religion every single day, whereas others see all of the organized religions of the world as a bunch of hokum. It all depends on what you believe. But if an adventure found you in Texas and you had your religious beliefs exposed, would you feel safe?

Question 23

Which of these celebrities would you MOST like to encounter on your travels?

The whole idea of celebrity culture and the reason that we celebrate famous people so much is that there are certain celebrities we feel a connection with. They’re a version of us that we see on a screen or on a stage and we connect. Remember when Harold and Kumar met Neil Patrick Harris on their travels? That could happen to you! Which of these celebrities would you MOST like to encounter on your travels?

Question 24

Which of these celebrities would you LEAST like to encounter on your travels?

Just like you can feel a positive connection with a celebrity and enough people doing that keeps that celebrity in business, it can be really, really easy to hate a celebrity to, and have a negative connection with them. They’re not your cup of tea. Sometimes on your travels, you'll bump into a famous face. Which of these ones would you LEAST like to encounter on your travels?

Question 25

Do you enjoy the thrill of adventure?

Some people like the idea of going on an adventure and seeing new places and meeting new people and getting some kind of self-evaluation out of it where you're changed by the experience. Others don't. Others would rather stay at home with a glass of scotch and be bitter. But which are you? Do you enjoy the thrill of adventure?

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